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{\an2}為了吉米放棄吧哦，是的。

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{\an2}看看你們，美麗的人們。

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{\an2}天啊。

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{\an2}不好，你們。

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{\an2}很高興回來。

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{\an2}很高興能回來看看
{\an2}你所有美麗的臉。

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{\an2}放棄吧，
{\an2}夥計，今晚來到這裡。

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{\an2}謝謝。

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{\an2}我愛你們。

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{\an2}感謝你們和亞洲人民，
{\an2}我們有亞洲人。

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{\an2}看看你們。

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{\an2}這太棒了。

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{\an2}我為我的亞洲人民感到自豪。

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{\an2}有這麼多的卓越之處
{\an2}外面正在發生

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{\an2}很多人代表。

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{\an2}現在是最好的時機
{\an2}是亞洲人。

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{\an2}我知道，我每年都會這麼說。

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{\an2}但說實話，這是我們的時代。

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{\an2}我的意思是，來吧，我們現在有了 BTS，
{\an2}來吧，這就是我們。

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{\an2}這就是所有人。

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{\an2}他們正在這樣做。

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{\an2}我為他們感到驕傲。

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{\an2}世界上最大的樂隊，

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{\an2}可能從後街男孩開始，

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{\an2}而且他們沒有

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{\an2}說英語。

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{\an2}我愛我的 PTS，夥計。

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{\an2}即使是白人也知道 PTS。

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{\an2}現在。

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{\an2}這就是進步。

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{\an2}這就是進步。

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{\an2}15 歲的白人孩子

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{\an2}到我這裡來

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{\an2}試著向我解釋
{\an2}不同的成員

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BTS 的{\an2}。

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{\an2}他就像，哦，
{\an2}這是瓊·庫克。

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{\an2}他有點像主唱
{\an2}那是吉姆，他真的很酷。

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{\an2}他還說唱，我想，夥計，
{\an2}它們在我看來是一樣的。

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{\an2}我不想說我不能說
{\an2}作為一個亞洲人，

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{\an2}但它們看起來都像

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{\an2}我。

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{\an2}粉紅色的頭髮。

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{\an2}我可以扭轉整個節目
{\an2}現在就去看 BTS 音樂會。

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{\an2}好吧。

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{\an2}是的，這就是吉米。

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{\an2}我是吉米，就在這裡。

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{\an2}你不知道。

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{\an2}你知道，你有。

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{\an2}你不了解抽煙。

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{\an2}但不，我不是。

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{\an2}我不是。

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{\an2}我不會。

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{\an2}我不是。

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{\an2}我不擅長這件事。

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{\an2}我愛我的人民，老兄。

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{\an2}我喜歡 BTS。

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{\an2}你們可能在新聞中聽過

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{\an2}他們必須強制執行
{\an2}韓國軍隊，對吧？

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{\an2}世界上最受歡迎的人，

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{\an2}他們必須去韓國軍隊報名。

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{\an2}那是一些黑幫的狗屎。

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{\an2}想像你會有多害怕

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{\an2}當您遇到 PTS 時
{\an2}在戰場上。

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{\an2}你正在戰鬥。

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{\an2}你已經有點顫抖了。

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{\an2}你有一片草地

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{\an2}還有一點粉紅色的頭髮

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{\an2}就會彈出。

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{\an2}就像，喲，他媽的怎麼了
{\an2}是嗎？

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{\an2}那是獨角獸嗎？

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{\an2}然後又彈出六根粉紅色的頭髮。

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{\an2}感覺我們被包圍了。

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{\an2}最後一件事
{\an2}你看到的就是這個。

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{\an2}那是一些黑幫的狗屎。

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{\an2}我為我的人民感到自豪，老兄。

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{\an2}我為我的人民感到自豪。

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{\an2}你知道，很多很棒的
{\an2}代表在那裡。

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{\an2}我看到你們中的一些人
{\an2}仍戴著口罩。

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{\an2}我仍然戴著口罩。

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{\an2}這沒什麼可恥的，對吧？

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{\an2}一切都很好。

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{\an2}一切都很好。

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{\an2}我戴口罩不是因為
{\an2}我想我會生病，

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{\an2}但因為我只是想談

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{\an2}不再對任何人。

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{\an2}但我還是很驚訝
{\an2}當人們來找我時，

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{\an2}他們就像，天哪，吉米，
{\an2}我是

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{\an2}你怎麼知道的？

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{\an2}你怎麼知道的？

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{\an2}還有多少其他亞洲人
{\an2}你去了嗎？

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{\an2}在這件事發生在我身上之前，我。

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{\an2}你不知道。

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{\an2}你不知道。

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{\an2}在這個面具之下。

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{\an2}我可能是 Aquafina。

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{\an2}你不知道。

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{\an2}聽著，我並不是說所有亞洲人
{\an2}人們看起來很相似，好嗎？

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{\an2}我只是說我
{\an2}和 Aquafina 看起來很像。

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{\an2}我們看起來都像
{\an2}我們應該在 BTS。

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{\an2}喜歡所有的表現
{\an2}就在那兒，夥計。

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{\an2}但不只是名人。

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{\an2}我對此感到非常自豪。

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{\an2}每天都有代表。

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{\an2}這是重要的部分。

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{\an2}你知道我的意思嗎？

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{\an2}哦。

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{\an2}不不。

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{\an2}我對此感到非常高興
{\an2}一個特定的人。

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{\an2}我真的為那位中國老太太感到高興
{\an2}在唐人街

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{\an2}從那時起誰就一直戴著口罩

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{\an2}1995 年。

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{\an2}她的生活突然變得有意義了。

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{\an2}在強制戴口罩之前，
{\an2}每個人都看著我們，就像，哦，

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{\an2}她為什麼戴著面具

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{\an2}這麼隨意嗎？

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{\an2}她不是隨機的。

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{\an2}她是個該死的開拓者，好嗎？

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{\an2}她開始戴口罩。

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{\an2}現在每個人都必須戴口罩。

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{\an2}她就像肯德爾·詹納
{\an2}唐人街。

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{\an2}她一定很高興
{\an2}當這個面具任務發生時。

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{\an2}只是嘲笑每個人。

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{\an2}就像，看看你們這些白痴。

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{\an2}我告訴過你要戴上口罩。

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{\an2}不，CDC 跟著我。

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{\an2}她已經準備好了。

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{\an2}她不只有面具。

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{\an2}她戴著手套
{\an2}從她開車時開始。

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{\an2}她戴著全面罩
{\an2}看起來就像傻朋克。

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{\an2}那是我的女兒，老兄。

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{\an2}亞洲人已經準備好了
{\an2}為了這個狗屎。

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{\an2}社交距離。

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{\an2}我們幾個世紀以來一直這樣做。

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{\an2}嗯，我明白了。

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{\an2}擁抱、觸摸等等。

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{\an2}你知道，當我們見面時，
{\an2}只是一個很好的界限，就是這樣。

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{\an2}這是社交距離，

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{\an2}如果你真的是亞洲人，

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{\an2}你見過兩個真正的亞洲人

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{\an2}人們，這變成了一場保齡球比賽

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{\an2}看看誰比較尊重。

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{\an2}看看什麼可以低頭

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{\an2}且彼此之間的距離更遠

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{\an2}直到你把它對折

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{\an2}然後你就回家了。

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{\an2}人們保持社交距離。

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{\an2}沒錯。

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{\an2}沒錯。

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{\an2}但這場大流行教會了我們一些東西。

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{\an2}每個人都應該這樣
{\an2}更亞洲一點。

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{\an2}這個國家的很多人，
{\an2}美國人，你知道，

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{\an2}就像我們還沒準備好一樣。

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{\an2}所有規則。

154
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{\an2}我們是叛逆者，夥計。

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{\an2}我們不喜歡失敗的規則。

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{\an2}人們都嚇壞了。

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{\an2}他們就像一團糟，夥計。

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{\an2}他們沒有。

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{\an2}我就像，夥計，
{\an2}這只是一個面具。

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{\an2}戴上口罩即可。

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{\an2}他們就像，這不只是一個面具，
{\an2}是政府。

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{\an2}是的，是政府
{\an2}散播恐懼。

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{\an2}我想，那是什麼？

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{\an2}他們就像，是的，
{\an2}這是散播恐懼。

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{\an2}他們希望你感到害怕
{\an2}一切。

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{\an2}所以你很聽話，但你很害怕
{\an2}並且您遵守規則。

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{\an2}我想，哦，
{\an2}這就是所謂的散播恐懼。

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{\an2}那我媽一定發明了
{\an2}散播恐懼。

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{\an2}哦。

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{\an2}我不知道那是
{\an2}它叫什麼。

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{\an2}從我五歲起，

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{\an2}我媽媽讓我相信
{\an2}我所做的任何事都會

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{\an2}我病了。

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{\an2}你不穿夾克就出門，
{\an2}你得了流感。

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{\an2}你帶著風扇去睡覺
{\an2}關於肺炎。

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{\an2}上帝禁止你睡著
{\an2}頭髮濕著。

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{\an2}你不會醒來。

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{\an2}就是這樣。

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{\an2}你死定了。

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{\an2}就是這樣。

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{\an2}你死定了。

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{\an2}這就是散播恐懼的人。

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{\an2}我不再害怕任何事了。

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{\an2}我認為我沒有
{\an2}不再有任何恐懼。

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{\an2}我曾經看過那個節目。

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{\an2}恐懼因子。

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{\an2}你們還記得那個節目嗎？

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{\an2}是的。

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{\an2}喬·羅根 (Joe Rogan) 主持《恐懼因素》
{\an2}讓它面對你的恐懼。

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{\an2}就像從直升機上跳下來，瘋狂吃屎

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{\an2}如豬腸和皮蛋。

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{\an2}我早餐吃了那個狗屎。

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{\an2}這對我來說沒什麼。

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{\an2}恐懼不是因素。

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{\an2}我确实记得当我像
{\an2}10 歲的小男孩，

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{\an2}我非常害怕，因为那里

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{\an2}是我班上的一个孩子，一个非常悲伤的故事，

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{\an2}患有儿童白血病
{\an2}他們失去了一切

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{\an2}他的头发要化疗
{\an2}一切看起来都很脆弱。

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{\an2}我真的很害怕。

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{\an2}我当时想，天哪，
{\an2}他会没事吗？

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{\an2}还有我妈妈，
{\an2}她是一位伟大的母亲。

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{\an2}她看到我有多害怕，
{\an2}所以她過來安慰我。

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{\an2}她就像吉米。

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{\an2}賈米亞。

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{\an2}你看到了嗎？

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{\an2}這就是您玩遊戲時發生的情況
{\an2}電子遊戲太多。

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{\an2}這是危言聳聽，好嗎？

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{\an2}我從來沒有玩過遊戲
{\an2}之後的國際足總。

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{\an2}我媽就像
{\an2}最初的假新聞。

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{\an2}很高興在這裡見到大家，老兄。

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{\an2}我認為作為人們的集體，

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{\an2}我們都經歷了很多
{\an2}在過去的幾年裡，老兄。

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{\an2}我們成功了。

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{\an2}我們成功了。

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{\an2}我們會做得更好，你知道，

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{\an2}我覺得我的心已經老了
{\an2}大概 20 年。

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{\an2}就像我第一天走出去一樣，

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{\an2}因為某些原因我就走了出去
{\an2}像個老中國人

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{\an2}男人。

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{\an2}我剛出來
{\an2}我家就是這樣的。

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{\an2}我穿著夾腳拖和羽絨背心
{\an2}Alpha 的說法毫無意義。

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{\an2}我的腳很冷，胸口流汗。

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{\an2}我的姿勢看起來很糟糕，

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{\an2}但我仍在評判每個人。

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{\an2}我只是說說而已。

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{\an2}我現在已經是個老人了。

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{\an2}我甚至不喜歡去
{\an2}不再在外面了。

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{\an2}我所有的朋友們，
{\an2}他們恢復正常了，對吧？

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{\an2}他們就像，哦，吉米，
{\an2}你想去科切拉音樂節嗎？

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{\an2}我想，不，沒有座位。

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{\an2}哦。

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{\an2}對我來說看起來不錯。

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{\an2}站立六小時
{\an2}在沙漠裡？

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{\an2}去他媽的。

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{\an2}你看到所有這些孩子，

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{\an2}就像 Instagram 貼文一樣，

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{\an2}你知道，事情總是像人一樣

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{\an2}就像跳來跳去、跳舞一樣，

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{\an2}然後所有這些傢伙
{\an2}他的身上就像女孩一樣

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{\an2}肩膀。

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{\an2}我就像，夥計，
{\an2}你不去聽音樂會嗎？

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{\an2}您正在進行 CrossFit。

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{\an2}這是怎麼用的？

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{\an2}我參加過的唯一一場音樂會
{\an2}到今年？

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{\an2}我帶我女朋友去
{\an2}唐麥克萊恩 (Don McLean) 音樂會。

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{\an2}是的。

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{\an2}你們知道那是誰嗎？

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{\an2}是的。

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{\an2}各位，謝謝。

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{\an2}謝謝。

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{\an2}湯姆·麥克萊恩（Tom McLean）為你們服務
{\an2}不知道唱這首歌。

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{\an2}再見美國派小姐。

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{\an2}是的，他就是那麼糟糕，老兄。

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{\an2}他已經 77 歲了，
{\an2}他的觀眾也是如此。

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{\an2}這是我最喜歡的音樂會
{\an2}我曾經去過。

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{\an2}門票寫著演出於 8 點開始，
{\an2}7:59 開始。

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{\an2}他從來沒有開局，
{\an2}你知道。

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{\an2}他剛帶著吉他上台
{\an2}並開始唱歌。

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{\an2}太棒了。

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{\an2}沒有人站起來，例如，
{\an2}擋住了我的視線

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{\an2}因為坦白說，

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{\an2}每個人的臀部都不好。

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{\an2}太棒了。

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{\an2}仍然及時到家
{\an2}觀看 10:00 點的晚間新聞。

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{\an2}這就是我喜歡的夜晚，
{\an2}你知道我的意思嗎？

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{\an2}我不再喜歡出去了。

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{\an2}瘋狂的人太多了，
{\an2}怪人太多了。

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{\an2}有一次我去了這家潛水酒吧
{\an2}在聖地牙哥的軍事城鎮。

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{\an2}大型軍事城鎮。

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{\an2}我愛我的軍隊，好嗎？

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{\an2}但我有時會想，是啊，是啊，
{\an2}但我有時會想。

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{\an2}軍人得到
{\an2}有點太熱情了。

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{\an2}你知道，謝謝，謝謝。

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{\an2}這正是我的觀點。

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{\an2}謝謝。

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{\an2}我愛米爾頓，
{\an2}但他們太熱情了。

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{\an2}就像我在潛水酒吧一樣，

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{\an2}一位軍人兄弟向我走來
{\an2}誰只是喜歡嘿夥計。

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{\an2}我想買你的飲料。

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{\an2}我想，不，不，謝謝。

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{\an2}我可以。

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{\an2}我可以自己買飲料。

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{\an2}謝謝。

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{\an2}就像，不。

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{\an2}我想請你喝一杯。

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{\an2}所以此時我想要么
{\an2}他想自拍

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{\an2}或他想操我。

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{\an2}所以我想，不，先生，
{\an2}我想我可以自己買飲料

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{\an2}他們開始告訴我
{\an2}他的整個

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{\an2}生活故事。

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{\an2}他說，你不明白。

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{\an2}我想買收縮鏡給你。

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{\an2}因為我們在沖繩駐紮了 4 年。

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{\an2}而你們什麼也不是
{\an2}但對我很好。

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{\an2}我和你們一樣。

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{\an2}你們。

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{\an2}沖繩島位於日本。

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{\an2}我是中國人，先生。

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{\an2}這就像沒關係，老兄。

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{\an2}這根本不重要。

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{\an2}I'm like, Sir, I think
{\an2}這確實很重要，對吧？

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{\an2}I'm pretty sure the only reason
{\an2}you were stationed in Japan

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{\an2}was to keep an eye out on

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{\an2}中國人喜歡我。

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{\an2}這確實很重要。

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{\an2}He was like, it doesn't matter, man,
{\an2}I still love pad Thai, OK?

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{\an2}Maybe that got run into BTS
{\an2}在他的下一次巡演中，谁知道呢。

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{\an2}My point of saying all of this
{\an2}是亞洲人，

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{\an2}we don't all look alike.

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{\an2}We don't all sound alike.

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{\an2}你知道我們不這樣做，
{\an2}我們所做的事情並不相同。

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{\an2}我們只是人，你知道，對吧。

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{\an2}就像每個人都不同一樣。

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{\an2}謝謝你，白人女士。

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{\an2}謝謝。

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{\an2}謝謝。

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{\an2}一位白人女士。

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{\an2}欣賞它。

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{\an2}謝謝。

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{\an2}老師們。

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{\an2}街上的磁力學校，
{\an2}很多亞洲學生。

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{\an2}所以今晚我想向你們提供
{\an2}高級課程。

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{\an2}關於如何區分亞洲人。

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{\an2}好的，

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{\an2}是的，沒錯。

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{\an2}我很擅長分辨亞洲人，

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{\an2}我甚至不需要看你。

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{\an2}我不能告訴你什麼
{\an2}某種亞洲人

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{\an2}是透過它們發出的聲音
{\an2}當他們失望時。

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{\an2}因為失望
{\an2}是我們最強烈的情感。

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{\an2}每當你感到失望時，

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{\an2}我們的祖先剛出來

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{\an2}你無法隱藏這一點，

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{\an2}你

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{\an2}知道。

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{\an2}例如，
{\an2}我是中國人。

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{\an2}我了解中國人
{\an2}很好，好嗎？

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{\an2}当中国人感到失望时，

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{\an2}這很噁心，

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{\an2}我们不知道该看什么

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{\an2}對著你。

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{\an2}当你让一个中国人失望时，

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{\an2}他们只是喜欢哦你。

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{\an2}就像他们刚刚走进一个烟雾缭绕的房间
{\an2}他们必须清除它，就像。

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{\an2}看，那是中国人。

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{\an2}日本人和日本人
{\an2}人们会感到失望。

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{\an2}他们只是想知道为什么。

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{\an2}他们问你一个问题。

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{\an2}当日本人感到失望时，
{\an2}他們就像，嘿。

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{\an2}嘿。

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{\an2}就是這樣。

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{\an2}你還沒走到這一步
{\an2}韓國人。

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{\an2}我不建議這樣做。

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{\an2}他的韓國兄弟可能會操
{\an2}你起來了，好嗎？

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{\an2}或如果你強烈地
{\an2}戰鬥權，

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{\an2}但他們是我最喜歡的人
{\an2}因為

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{\an2}他們在情感上非常誠實。

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{\an2}韓國人會告訴你
{\an2}當他們失望時。

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{\an2}他們真的很用喉音，
{\an2}你知道嗎？

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{\an2}我的意思是，當你失望時
{\an2}一個韓國人，

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{\an2}他們就像，誰？

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{\an2}看到了嗎？

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{\an2}但他們仍然非常亞洲化，
{\an2}所以他們仍然很有禮貌。

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{\an2}他們會因此感謝你。

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{\an2}他們就像 Ohh Shiba。

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{\an2}我甚至不會說韓語。

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{\an2}但我看了魷魚比賽。

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{\an2}對。

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{\an2}喜歡那個節目。

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{\an2}看，這太棒了。

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{\an2}表示
{\an2}在這個世界上，夥計。

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{\an2}你說的是他們的母語。

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{\an2}這就是代表，夥計。

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{\an2}普拉達。

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{\an2}沒錯。

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{\an2}沒錯。

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{\an2}但我最自豪的是
{\an2}我終於有一個

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{\an2}簡單的萬聖節服裝。

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{\an2}你們有些人不明白
{\an2}亞洲人的掙扎

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{\an2}說到萬聖節。

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{\an2}我們的服裝有限。

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{\an2}我當李小龍六年了。

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{\an2}但是去年，
{\an2}我有

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{\an2}最好的萬聖節服裝。

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00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:07,667
{\an2}我所做的一切都去了亞馬遜，

387
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,590
{\an2}想要一套配套的運動服

388
00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:11,017
{\an2}對於我的三個號碼

389
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,847
{\an2}胸部，我發現自己
{\an2}一位印度朋友。

390
00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:19,660
{\an2}真是一條很棒的魷魚
{\an2}遊戲服裝。

391
00:16:19,670 --> 00:16:20,520
{\an2}有人向我走來。

392
00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:24,020
{\an2}就像，天哪，你看起來
{\an2}就像魷魚遊戲中的女孩。

393
00:16:29,370 --> 00:16:30,540
{\an2}哦濕婆。

394
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:31,960
{\an2}撥號。

395
00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:39,720
{\an2}我為所有代表感到自豪
{\an2}就在那兒，夥計。

396
00:16:40,010 --> 00:16:40,660
{\an2}沒關係。

397
00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:43,630
{\an2}你們看到了嗎
{\an2}節目《矽谷》？

398
00:16:45,740 --> 00:16:46,480
{\an2}謝謝。

399
00:16:47,870 --> 00:16:48,640
{\an2}謝謝。

400
00:16:49,170 --> 00:16:50,900
{\an2}这是我的第一个重大突破，伙计。

401
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:53,260
{\an2}我非常感激
{\an2}成為該節目的一部分。

402
00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:54,557
{\an2}但那是幾年前的事了，

403
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,547
{\an2}我總覺得我是
{\an2}唯一的亞洲人代表，

404
00:16:57,630 --> 00:16:57,977
{\an2}對吧？

405
00:16:58,110 --> 00:16:59,940
{\an2}我覺得很重
{\an2}在我的肩膀上。

406
00:17:00,050 --> 00:17:01,840
{\an2}就像每年一樣
{\an2}我們很幸運。

407
00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:03,407
{\an2}我們將獲得艾美獎提名，

408
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,617
{\an2}这样我们就可以去参加一个盛大的仪式了。

409
00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:07,310
{\an2}但每年我們都知道
{\an2}我們會輸。

410
00:17:08,490 --> 00:17:10,660
{\an2}因為所有的好節目
{\an2}有前排座位。

411
00:17:10,710 --> 00:17:13,090
{\an2}你知道，Veep 遊戲
{\an2}《權力的遊戲》都在這裡。

412
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,120
{\an2}我們太他媽的了
{\an2}在出口標誌後面。

413
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:18,620
{\an2}但沒關係。

414
00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:20,340
{\an2}無論輸贏，我都在場
{\an2} 來表示。

415
00:17:20,350 --> 00:17:23,100
{\an2}我確保我順利完成了任務，
{\an2}向大家問好。

416
00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:25,540
{\an2}所以他們知道有亞洲人
{\an2}存在，你知道嗎？

417
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:27,490
{\an2}沒錯。

418
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:30,610
{\an2}所以一年，一年
{\an2}我們輸了之後，所有人都離開了。

419
00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:32,277
{\an2}我走到前排打招呼

420
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:33,570
{\an2}致我最喜欢的一些演员

421
00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:34,507
{\an2}然后我看到了一个人。

422
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,010
{\an2}我想，天啊，那就是，
{\an2}那是阿米莉亚·克拉克。

423
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:37,910
{\an2}那是卡麗熙。

424
00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:39,970
{\an2}那是那边的琼恩·雪诺，
{\an2}你知道嗎？

425
00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:41,760
{\an2}然后是雷切尔·布罗斯纳汉。

426
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:42,930
{\an2}你们知道她是谁吗？

427
00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:44,670
{\an2}是的，我爱她。

428
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,010
{\an2}她扮演了了不起的梅塞尔小姐。

429
00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:47,990
{\an2}很棒的表演，对吧？

430
00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:49,430
{\an2}这是一场精彩的表演。

431
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,570
{\an2}我和她一起拍了一部电影
{\an2}幾年前。

432
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:52,690
{\an2}所以我决定打个招呼。

433
00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:55,210
{\an2}我當時想，天啊，瑞秋，
{\an2}很高興見到你。

434
00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:56,880
{\an2}祝賀一切。

435
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,000
{\an2}她說，哦，好吧。

436
00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:02,260
{\an2}我想，好吧，她可能
{\an2}只是忘記我是誰了。

437
00:18:02,270 --> 00:18:04,897
{\an2}我想，看，我們拍了一部電影
{\an2}就像六年前一樣

438
00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:05,687
{\an2}稱為愛國者日。

439
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,290
{\an2}你在那部電影中表現得很好。

440
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:10,230
{\an2}我只是想祝賀你
{\an2}到目前為止你所做的一切。

441
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,660
{\an2}她說，哦，是的，當然。

442
00:18:14,130 --> 00:18:15,500
{\an2}我想，哦，真的嗎？

443
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:20,110
{\an2}是了不起的麥瑟爾小姐嗎？
{\an2}一個婊子？

444
00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:28,860
{\an2}但我不會採取行動
{\an2}自掏腰包。

445
00:18:28,870 --> 00:18:29,920
{\an2}我在那裡代表。

446
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:32,360
{\an2}所以我非常友善。

447
00:18:32,370 --> 00:18:33,680
{\an2}我當時想，哦，沒關係。

448
00:18:33,690 --> 00:18:34,980
{\an2}你只是不記得了。

449
00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:37,147
{\an2}無論如何，我只是想祝賀你

450
00:18:37,230 --> 00:18:39,797
{\an2}所有提名
{\an2}偉大的梅塞爾小姐。

451
00:18:39,950 --> 00:18:41,020
{\an2}你太棒了。

452
00:18:41,070 --> 00:18:44,980
{\an2}她就像，哦，
{\an2}我不是雷切爾·布羅斯納漢。

453
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:50,830
{\an2}我是艾文瑞秋伍德
{\an2}來自《西方世界》。

454
00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:54,420
{\an2}我當時想，天啊。

455
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:56,900
{\an2}我是這裡的種族主義者。

456
00:18:58,580 --> 00:19:00,210
{\an2}我認為所有白人
{\an2}看起來很像。

457
00:19:03,530 --> 00:19:05,780
{\an2}前排的每個人
{\an2}在評斷我。

458
00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:07,310
{\an2}約翰斯通正盯著我看。

459
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,220
{\an2}我想，你就是個混蛋。

460
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,120
{\an2}你甚至無法站立。

461
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:11,940
{\an2}我不知道該怎麼辦，對吧？

462
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:13,057
{\an2}我滿頭大汗，

463
00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:14,287
{\an2}我的臉漲得通紅，

464
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:15,657
{\an2}所以我就想，天哪，

465
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:16,777
{\an2}我很抱歉。

466
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,130
{\an2}但無論如何，
{\an2}很高興認識你。

467
00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:20,370
{\an2}我的名字是阿誇菲娜。

468
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:21,150
{\an2}然後我就。

469
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:26,560
{\an2}沒錯。

470
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,790
{\an2}這就是為什麼擁有它是件好事
{\an2}還有其他代表。

471
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:37,640
{\an2}亞洲人，我們長得都不都一樣
{\an2}直到我們需要為止。

472
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,850
{\an2}我現在有女朋友了。

473
00:19:45,070 --> 00:19:45,360
{\an2}謝謝。

474
00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:48,670
{\an2}我很愛她，老兄。

475
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,090
{\an2}她是個了不起的人。

476
00:19:50,150 --> 00:19:51,440
{\an2}她很成功。

477
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:53,460
{\an2}我女朋友是創投家。

478
00:19:54,430 --> 00:19:56,020
{\an2}是啊，該死的大獎，對吧？

479
00:19:56,030 --> 00:19:56,430
{\an2}你知道。

480
00:19:57,870 --> 00:19:58,480
{\an2}太棒了。

481
00:19:58,490 --> 00:19:59,640
{\an2}這對你們來說太棒了。

482
00:19:59,650 --> 00:20:01,330
{\an2}我不知道什麼是冒險
{\an2}大寫的意思。

483
00:20:01,490 --> 00:20:03,840
{\an2}這表示我是最窮的
{\an2}她認識的人。

484
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,290
{\an2}這真正意味著什麼
{\an2}我是她的甜心寶貝。

485
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,050
{\an2}所以這很棒。

486
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:10,210
{\an2}沒錯。

487
00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:10,950
{\an2}沒錯。

488
00:20:11,230 --> 00:20:12,230
{\an2}性別平等。

489
00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:13,550
{\an2}談論平等。

490
00:20:14,270 --> 00:20:15,750
{\an2}是時候男人了
{\an2}得到照顧。

491
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:16,360
{\an2}沒錯。

492
00:20:16,890 --> 00:20:18,300
{\an2}看到兄弟擊掌了。

493
00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:19,340
{\an2}謝謝你，老兄。

494
00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:20,440
{\an2}親愛的小夥伴。

495
00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:20,840
{\an2}來吧。

496
00:20:21,410 --> 00:20:22,120
{\an2}沒錯。

497
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,000
{\an2}沒錯。

498
00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:23,890
{\an2}我愛她，老兄。

499
00:20:24,130 --> 00:20:24,680
{\an2}我正在努力。

500
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:26,050
{\an2}我正在努力成為
{\an2}一個更好的男朋友。

501
00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:26,830
{\an2}我對此很陌生。

502
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,520
{\an2}就像，男朋友的東西，對吧。

503
00:20:28,570 --> 00:20:31,080
{\an2}我曾經把一切都帶走
{\an2}就個人而言。

504
00:20:31,170 --> 00:20:32,447
{\an2}就像，每次我們吵架時，

505
00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:34,407
{\an2}我想，嘿，你為什麼啊
{\an2}你生氣了嗎

506
00:20:34,490 --> 00:20:34,787
{\an2}我？

507
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:37,700
{\an2}我是完美的男友。

508
00:20:39,170 --> 00:20:40,250
{\an2}錯誤答案。

509
00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:44,157
{\an2}夥計們，夥計們，
{\an2}如果你的女孩生你的氣，

510
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,537
{\an2}你不能把這件事當成是針對你個人的事情
{\an2}因為

511
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,687
{\an2}這甚至與你無關。

512
00:20:48,870 --> 00:20:51,040
{\an2}她甚至不知道
{\an2}她為什麼生氣。

513
00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:54,340
{\an2}你剛好在那兒，
{\an2}你知道我的意思嗎？

514
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,210
{\an2}你是受害者
{\an2}情況，夥計。

515
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:01,627
{\an2}所以這不是你的工作
{\an2}參與爭論，

516
00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:03,997
{\an2}你的工作就是化解局勢。

517
00:21:04,390 --> 00:21:06,290
{\an2}你得學柔術。

518
00:21:07,510 --> 00:21:09,610
{\an2}直到你到達底部
{\an2}真正的問題。

519
00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:12,530
{\an2}就像是她生氣的另一種方式
{\an2}向我詢問一些事情。

520
00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:15,860
{\an2}她說，寶貝，我覺得我們不
{\an2}甚至不再喜歡去約會之夜了。

521
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:17,680
{\an2}我覺得還好。

522
00:21:19,870 --> 00:21:20,770
{\an2}我聽到了。

523
00:21:22,930 --> 00:21:24,410
{\an2}但是到底發生了什麼事？

524
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:31,987
{\an2}她就像，好吧，有時
{\an2}我覺得你就像

525
00:21:32,070 --> 00:21:32,847
{\an2}和朋友出去玩

526
00:21:32,930 --> 00:21:32,997
{\an2}更多

527
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:36,347
{\an2}比你喜歡跟我出去玩
{\an2}我想，好。

528
00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:38,920
{\an2}我聽到了。

529
00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:41,990
{\an2}但是到底發生了什麼事？

530
00:21:48,380 --> 00:21:49,800
{\an2}除非她深呼吸。

531
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:50,990
{\an2}她就像。

532
00:21:53,630 --> 00:21:55,160
{\an2}還記得上週我的生日嗎？

533
00:21:55,170 --> 00:21:57,060
{\an2}希瑟帶來了一個表弟
{\an2}而且她不知道我的名字。

534
00:21:57,070 --> 00:21:58,460
{\an2}我當時想，看，
{\an2}這就是你的問題。

535
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,070
{\an2}你要跟我做什麼？

536
00:22:05,230 --> 00:22:06,660
{\an2}希瑟·考辛斯，
{\an2}一個婊子，你知道。

537
00:22:06,670 --> 00:22:07,260
{\an2}操她，夥計。

538
00:22:07,270 --> 00:22:09,210
{\an2}讓我們把精力集中在她身上。

539
00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:14,187
{\an2}努力成為更好的溝通者，

540
00:22:14,270 --> 00:22:17,547
{\an2}夥計，我的女孩總是想要我
{\an2}談談我的感受。

541
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:21,060
{\an2}她說，寶貝，我希望你能說話
{\an2}更了解您的感受。

542
00:22:21,710 --> 00:22:23,160
{\an2}我想，我感覺很好。

543
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,290
{\an2}你還想讓我說什麼？

544
00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:27,710
{\an2}我不知道。

545
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:28,930
{\an2}我沒有那麼投入感情。

546
00:22:28,940 --> 00:22:29,630
{\an2}我不知道還有什麼。

547
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,370
{\an2}我很好。

548
00:22:31,380 --> 00:22:33,097
{\an2}但不要一直問我這個問題，

549
00:22:33,180 --> 00:22:35,517
{\an2}因為你第五次問我
{\an2}我可能不是

550
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:35,827
{\an2}有趣。

551
00:22:37,270 --> 00:22:38,020
{\an2}第五次？

552
00:22:38,030 --> 00:22:38,420
{\an2}他問我。

553
00:22:38,430 --> 00:22:40,430
{\an2}這只是一些黑暗的狗屎
{\an2}那會出來的。

554
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:42,900
{\an2}就像寶貝，
{\an2}你感覺怎麼樣？

555
00:22:42,910 --> 00:22:43,480
{\an2}我不知道。

556
00:22:43,490 --> 00:22:46,887
{\an2}我一直很生氣
{\an2}因為我爸爸對我大吼大叫

557
00:22:46,970 --> 00:22:48,457
{\an2}乒乓球練習後。

558
00:22:53,020 --> 00:22:55,270
{\an2}瞧，夥伴們，女孩們
{\an2}只是不同而已，老兄。

559
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,490
{\an2}女孩的情感是非常進化的。

560
00:22:58,130 --> 00:22:59,990
{\an2}你知道，我們甚至
{\an2}閒逛不同。

561
00:23:00,350 --> 00:23:01,980
{\an2}有一天晚上我很早就回家了。

562
00:23:02,050 --> 00:23:04,440
{\an2}我的女兒正在經歷
{\an2}在家裡度過一個女孩之夜。

563
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,580
{\an2}我從未見過這樣的事。

564
00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:09,900
{\an2}電視關了。

565
00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:12,620
{\an2}7 個女孩圍坐成一圈。

566
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,040
{\an2}進行直接眼神交流
{\an2}彼此。

567
00:23:17,390 --> 00:23:19,560
{\an2}房子裡的每一根蠟燭都被點燃了。

568
00:23:21,450 --> 00:23:22,220
{\an2}然後我就走過了。

569
00:23:22,230 --> 00:23:24,420
{\an2}我想，這是什麼巫術？

570
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,350
{\an2}我剛剛支持
{\an2}進入我自己的房間。

571
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,610
{\an2}夥計們，我們出去玩。

572
00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:34,560
{\an2}不同的人，當我們出去玩時，
{\an2}我們坐成一條直線。

573
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:40,350
{\an2}電視全開 零眼
{\an2}互相聯繫。

574
00:23:41,740 --> 00:23:42,930
{\an2}我的女兒很早就回家了。

575
00:23:42,940 --> 00:23:43,800
{\an2}她很困惑。

576
00:23:43,810 --> 00:23:47,410
{\an2}她就像，寶貝，你們
{\an2}大約 6 小時沒有說話。

577
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,330
{\an2}我想，是的，不是
{\an2}真他媽棒嗎？

578
00:23:53,430 --> 00:23:54,240
{\an2}那就是我們。

579
00:23:54,950 --> 00:23:55,920
{\an2}就是這些人。

580
00:23:58,450 --> 00:24:01,840
{\an2}當關係很重要時
{\an2}說同一種語言，

581
00:24:02,246 --> 00:24:03,017
{\an2}我的女孩問我。

582
00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:05,760
{\an2}她就像，寶貝，
{\an2}你的愛情語言是什麼？

583
00:24:07,310 --> 00:24:08,210
{\an2}我就像什麼？

584
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:25,710
{\an2}我是由亞洲父母撫養長大的。

585
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:31,200
{\an2}我從來沒有聽過一個詞
{\an2}對我生命的肯定。

586
00:24:33,010 --> 00:24:34,080
{\an2}沒有人告訴我。

587
00:24:36,210 --> 00:24:37,640
{\an2}他們說，別搞砸了。

588
00:24:40,790 --> 00:24:43,120
{\an2}他們的愛情語言
{\an2}是言語虐待。

589
00:24:47,180 --> 00:24:49,440
{\an2}試著弄清楚
{\an2}我喜歡的語言。

590
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,270
{\an2}身體接觸，對吧？

591
00:24:54,020 --> 00:24:55,630
{\an2}在我 22 岁之前没有人碰过我。

592
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,850
{\an2}我对此不太熟悉。

593
00:25:01,110 --> 00:25:03,030
{\an2}还有哪些其他爱情语言？

594
00:25:06,210 --> 00:25:07,210
{\an2}活躍先生

595
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:08,687
{\an2}好吧。

596
00:25:12,860 --> 00:25:16,350
{\an2}我喜欢，我喜欢每个女人
{\an2}只是对他们的伴侣尖叫，

597
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:17,607
{\an2}主動服務。

598
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,450
{\an2}送禮。

599
00:25:26,180 --> 00:25:27,930
{\an2}我認為送禮
{\an2}是一个很好的。

600
00:25:27,940 --> 00:25:28,230
{\an2}可以嗎？

601
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,710
{\an2}我喜欢给我的女儿送礼物。

602
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:30,950
{\an2}她喜欢送礼物给我。

603
00:25:31,020 --> 00:25:32,250
{\an2}我们喜欢这样，对吧？

604
00:25:32,420 --> 00:25:34,790
{\an2}例如，
{\an2}我喜欢给我女儿买鞋子。

605
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:38,290
{\an2}她喜歡鞋子，我們也穿
{\an2}相同的鞋碼。

606
00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:42,780
{\an2}給全家人的完美禮物，
{\an2}你知道，我是說。

607
00:25:43,590 --> 00:25:44,810
{\an2}這是她今晚的鞋子。

608
00:25:44,820 --> 00:25:46,040
{\an2}你知道是我。

609
00:25:46,050 --> 00:25:46,410
{\an2}完美。

610
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:49,230
{\an2}沒錯。

611
00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:52,900
{\an2}作為回報，我讓她穿
{\an2}我所有的喬丹鞋。

612
00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:56,410
{\an2}是的，你們知道
{\an2}這也是喬丹的愛。

613
00:25:56,420 --> 00:25:58,650
{\an2}夥計們，這是我們最
{\an2}珍貴的財產。

614
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:01,050
{\an2}如果我們讓你穿上我們的 Jordan 鞋，

615
00:26:01,140 --> 00:26:04,337
{\an2}這就像你讓我們溜走了
{\an2}對你來說，你知道嗎？

616
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:05,970
{\an2}同樣的事情。

617
00:26:09,620 --> 00:26:11,577
{\an2}但有時，有時
{\an2}我有點緊張

618
00:26:11,660 --> 00:26:13,217
{\an2}因為她的腳有點髒，

619
00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:13,517
{\an2}好的。

620
00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:18,297
{\an2}她是個白人女孩，
{\an2}所以她的腳特別髒，

621
00:26:18,380 --> 00:26:19,317
{\an2}就像，你知道，我的意思是，就像，
{\an2}我不

622
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:19,527
{\an2}知道。

623
00:26:20,990 --> 00:26:21,410
{\an2}擦掉你？

624
00:26:21,420 --> 00:26:23,540
{\an2}我不知道他媽的是什麼
{\an2}你們整天都在做腳。

625
00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:26,647
{\an2}你們一直光著腳，

626
00:26:26,730 --> 00:26:28,947
{\an2}像珍妮一樣嬉戲
{\an2}出自《阿甘正傳》，

627
00:26:29,030 --> 00:26:29,337
{\an2}你知道嗎？

628
00:26:32,850 --> 00:26:33,310
{\an2}為什麼是人？

629
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:35,210
{\an2}你們的腳很強壯，老兄。

630
00:26:36,510 --> 00:26:39,800
{\an2}只有 120 度
{\an2}在熱水泥外面，就像一樣。

631
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,290
{\an2}你們都有獵人
{\an2}收集腳。

632
00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:51,440
{\an2}看，每種文化，
{\an2}我們有不同的足部禮儀，好嗎？

633
00:26:52,150 --> 00:26:54,130
{\an2}為什麼人們想要聯繫
{\an2}與地球母親。

634
00:26:54,140 --> 00:26:54,650
{\an2}那太好了。

635
00:26:57,050 --> 00:26:58,207
{\an2}另一方面，黑人，

636
00:26:58,290 --> 00:27:00,557
{\an2}我和一位黑人室友住在一起
{\an2}六年了。

637
00:27:00,710 --> 00:27:02,140
{\an2}一次都沒見過他的腳趾。

638
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,500
{\an2}他洗完澡出來
{\an2}穿上襪子，老兄。

639
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,410
{\an2}你抽到襪子
{\an2}在那裡，兄弟？

640
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,647
{\an2}亞洲人，你們知道規則

641
00:27:16,730 --> 00:27:17,657
{\an2}當你走進房子時，

642
00:27:17,740 --> 00:27:18,417
{\an2}你帶上你的鞋子

643
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:18,887
{\an2}關閉，對嗎？

644
00:27:18,980 --> 00:27:20,470
{\an2}你就像，嗯，知道這一點，是的。

645
00:27:21,130 --> 00:27:21,700
{\an2}是的。

646
00:27:22,870 --> 00:27:25,400
{\an2}但是我們的腳實際上
{\an2}從未接觸過地板。

647
00:27:26,170 --> 00:27:27,727
{\an2}因為當你採取
{\an2}在家裡脫鞋，

648
00:27:27,810 --> 00:27:29,077
{\an2}我們準備了兩雙家居鞋

649
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:29,377
{\an2}為你。

650
00:27:30,830 --> 00:27:32,107
{\an2}然後當你走到外面時，

651
00:27:32,190 --> 00:27:33,597
{\an2}我們為您準備了兩雙 Crocs 鞋。

652
00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:36,747
{\an2}然後當你來的時候
{\an2}回到臥室，

653
00:27:36,830 --> 00:27:38,477
{\an2}我們還有另外兩對
{\an2}我們的拖鞋

654
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,037
{\an2}從維加斯的一家旅館偷了東西。

655
00:27:45,660 --> 00:27:46,390
{\an2}我們準備好了。

656
00:27:47,390 --> 00:27:48,780
{\an2}我們的腳從未接觸過地板。

657
00:27:48,790 --> 00:27:50,100
{\an2}我們的寶寶腳很痛。

658
00:27:54,050 --> 00:27:56,070
{\an2}我認為亞洲人
{\an2}幾乎是自然的愛。

659
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,380
{\an2}語言即行為
{\an2}服務，對吧？

660
00:27:58,390 --> 00:28:00,110
{\an2}這就是我們的父母
{\an2}對我們做了。

661
00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:01,737
{\an2}他們可能永遠不會說我愛你，

662
00:28:01,820 --> 00:28:03,987
{\an2}但他們為我們做了很多好事。

663
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,050
{\an2}每天晚上。

664
00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:06,590
{\an2}我不在乎我的父母有多忙，

665
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,667
{\an2}他們會回家
{\an2}並製作 5 道菜的餐點。

666
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,330
{\an2}這就是愛，對嗎？

667
00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:10,630
{\an2}是的。

668
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:11,190
{\an2}放棄吧。

669
00:28:11,340 --> 00:28:12,000
{\an2}是的，放棄吧。

670
00:28:12,010 --> 00:28:12,490
{\an2}沒錯。

671
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,890
{\an2}在我們的文化中，食物就是愛。

672
00:28:18,900 --> 00:28:20,110
{\an2}我喜歡為我的女兒做菜。

673
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:21,530
{\an2}我們喜歡一起做菜。

674
00:28:21,580 --> 00:28:22,790
{\an2}食物就是愛。

675
00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:25,710
{\an2}這就是為什麼我討厭看
{\an2}所有這些烹飪真人秀

676
00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:27,337
{\an2}當他們把食物做得如此糟糕時

677
00:28:27,420 --> 00:28:27,997
{\an2}壓力很大。

678
00:28:29,190 --> 00:28:31,807
{\an2}就像所有這些人一樣
{\an2}會出現攻擊性紋身

679
00:28:31,890 --> 00:28:33,387
{\an2}他們只是流汗而已
{\an2}在廚房。

680
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,830
{\an2}他們就像，是的，廚師，
{\an2}是的，廚師，2 分鐘，2 分鐘。

681
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,600
{\an2}仍然是錯誤的。

682
00:28:37,610 --> 00:28:40,600
{\an2}這仍然是錯誤的，他是
{\an2}只是在做他媽的扇貝。

683
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,650
{\an2}菜單上有兩項
{\an2}他們無法處理這些事。

684
00:28:47,210 --> 00:28:48,687
{\an2}你去任何一家中餐館，

685
00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:51,017
{\an2}大約有 485 件商品
{\an2}在選單上。

686
00:28:52,970 --> 00:28:54,850
{\an2}還有一個傢伙
{\an2}回到廚房。

687
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:57,610
{\an2}他不是廚師。

688
00:28:57,620 --> 00:28:59,140
{\an2}他是某人的叔叔
{\an2}來自香港。

689
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,040
{\an2}他知道如何制作一切
{\an2}不到 30 秒。

690
00:29:06,790 --> 00:29:08,860
{\an2}那家伙是真正的英雄，
{\an2}你知道我的意思嗎？

691
00:29:09,230 --> 00:29:12,180
{\an2}他有一个黄色的殴打妻子的人
{\an2}他从祖国带来的。

692
00:29:13,310 --> 00:29:15,127
{\an2}只是在步行道附近放松一下，

693
00:29:15,210 --> 00:29:16,797
{\an2}嘴里叼着香烟，就像。

694
00:29:31,860 --> 00:29:33,220
{\an2}那家伙是个黑帮，伙计。

695
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,890
{\an2}他只是隨便按
{\an2}和粵語，就像一樣。

696
00:29:38,970 --> 00:29:40,140
{\an2}你呢？

697
00:29:46,340 --> 00:29:48,180
{\an2}你們這裡有人會說粵語嗎？

698
00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:50,950
{\an2}你們幾個。

699
00:29:51,140 --> 00:29:52,120
{\an2}我出生在香港。

700
00:29:52,130 --> 00:29:53,250
{\an2}這是我的第一語言。

701
00:29:53,260 --> 00:29:54,690
{\an2}我喜歡那種語言，對吧？

702
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,957
{\an2}我認為這是最
{\an2}有趣的語言

703
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,017
{\an2}因為它是最有趣的語言
{\an2}咒罵

704
00:29:59,100 --> 00:29:59,177
{\an2}中。

705
00:30:00,530 --> 00:30:03,327
{\an2}用粵語你可以，
{\an2}就像 Loki 一樣，隨意罵人

706
00:30:03,410 --> 00:30:04,347
{\an2}就像你去唐人街一樣。

707
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,730
{\an2}你看起來像個不錯的老人
{\an2}有人走過。

708
00:30:06,790 --> 00:30:08,700
{\an2}他就會像哦交易一樣。

709
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,210
{\an2}對，聽起來不錯，對吧？

710
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,177
{\an2}但他實際上說的是，

711
00:30:15,260 --> 00:30:16,537
{\an2}哦，操你媽，

712
00:30:16,620 --> 00:30:18,087
{\an2}希望你全家都死掉。

713
00:30:20,540 --> 00:30:22,030
{\an2}那是凱西的，老兄。

714
00:30:23,140 --> 00:30:24,160
{\an2}你一定會喜歡它。

715
00:30:24,260 --> 00:30:25,480
{\an2}你一定會喜歡它，老兄。

716
00:30:28,210 --> 00:30:31,767
{\an2}在一段關係中，我認為這一點很重要
{\an2}了解如何表達愛，

717
00:30:31,850 --> 00:30:32,307
{\an2}但這只是

718
00:30:32,390 --> 00:30:35,027
{\an2}同樣重要的是要了解
{\an2}你如何接受愛。

719
00:30:35,150 --> 00:30:37,341
{\an2}你必須脆弱
{\an2}並讓您的合作夥伴

720
00:30:37,424 --> 00:30:38,557
{\an2}為你做些好事。

721
00:30:38,870 --> 00:30:40,260
{\an2}看，我不太擅長這件事。

722
00:30:40,350 --> 00:30:43,900
{\an2}我不擅長直接提問
{\an2}為了我想要的東西。

723
00:30:43,970 --> 00:30:46,220
{\an2}所以我只是給一些小提示。

724
00:30:47,810 --> 00:30:49,700
{\an2}這就是所謂的被動攻擊。

725
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:52,130
{\an2}不要這樣做。

726
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,000
{\an2}不要這樣做。

727
00:30:54,190 --> 00:30:57,460
{\an2}例如，我喜歡看
{\an2}這些 YouTube 視頻

728
00:30:57,650 --> 00:30:59,727
{\an2}日本家庭主婦的製作

729
00:30:59,810 --> 00:31:00,727
{\an2}便當盒。

730
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,900
{\an2}非常好，非常可愛。

731
00:31:04,910 --> 00:31:06,950
{\an2}這就像一點 ASMR，你知道嗎？

732
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,010
{\an2}这真的很好。

733
00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:09,737
{\an2}日本女人醒来
{\an2}每天上午 6:00

734
00:31:09,820 --> 00:31:11,567
{\an2}讓她的工作丈夫
{\an2}一个便当盒。

735
00:31:12,610 --> 00:31:14,805
{\an2}但我不能問我的
{\an2}創投家高爾夫球手

736
00:31:14,888 --> 00:31:15,917
{\an2}也许是一个便当盒。

737
00:31:17,060 --> 00:31:17,990
{\an2}我不是白痴。

738
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000
{\an2}我是一個甜心寶貝。

739
00:31:20,180 --> 00:31:21,290
{\an2}我知道我的角色。

740
00:31:22,650 --> 00:31:26,090
{\an2}所以不要直接問，
{\an2}我只是给出了一些小提示。

741
00:31:27,060 --> 00:31:28,780
{\an2}就像我們會坐著一樣
{\an2}一起在沙发上。

742
00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:30,570
{\an2}我只是拿起手機

743
00:31:30,820 --> 00:31:34,067
{\an2}并假装我不小心
{\an2}偶然發現了這個影片。

744
00:31:35,910 --> 00:31:39,310
{\an2}我想哦，這個 Ben 工具箱是什麼？

745
00:31:41,050 --> 00:31:42,310
{\an2}天哪，太可愛了。

746
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:42,700
{\an2}那是什麼？

747
00:31:42,710 --> 00:31:43,560
{\an2}像飯糰形狀？

748
00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:44,200
{\an2}像熊貓一樣？

749
00:31:44,210 --> 00:31:45,260
{\an2}看，看，看。

750
00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:46,890
{\an2}哇。

751
00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:49,440
{\an2}所以她每天都為他做這件事。

752
00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:54,040
{\an2}哇，她一定很愛他。

753
00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:58,020
{\an2}我以為我很狡猾。

754
00:31:59,410 --> 00:32:01,100
{\an2}直到她出來
{\an2}到我的一場表演。

755
00:32:02,970 --> 00:32:04,450
{\an2}當你聽到這個笑話。

756
00:32:05,930 --> 00:32:07,440
{\an2}她真的很沮喪，老兄。

757
00:32:07,450 --> 00:32:08,240
{\an2}這是理所當然的。

758
00:32:08,250 --> 00:32:09,920
{\an2}我剛剛在這裡
{\an2}說廢話，對吧？

759
00:32:09,990 --> 00:32:10,580
{\an2}我們回家了。

760
00:32:10,590 --> 00:32:11,540
{\an2}我們進入了大五。

761
00:32:11,550 --> 00:32:14,080
{\an2}她就像，寶貝，
{\an2}那是廢話，好嗎？

762
00:32:14,450 --> 00:32:15,400
{\an2}但想讓我做點什麼嗎？

763
00:32:15,410 --> 00:32:16,620
{\an2}直接問我即可。

764
00:32:16,690 --> 00:32:18,880
{\an2}你真的想要有人
{\an2}製作便當盒？

765
00:32:19,030 --> 00:32:21,320
{\an2}為什麼不去找找
{\an2}日本女人？

766
00:32:23,450 --> 00:32:25,850
{\an2}我就像，寶貝，我，我，
{\an2}我很抱歉你有這樣的感覺。

767
00:32:26,210 --> 00:32:27,100
{\an2}好的。

768
00:32:27,210 --> 00:32:28,770
{\an2}但我認為你失蹤了
{\an2}重點。

769
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,360
{\an2}你不必是日本人
{\an2}製作便當盒。

770
00:32:41,730 --> 00:32:42,090
{\an2}沒錯。

771
00:32:42,930 --> 00:32:43,410
{\an2}沒錯。

772
00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:48,570
{\an2}所以現在我正在做
{\an2}我們每天的心理盒子。

773
00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:52,970
{\an2}我如何表達我的愛。

774
00:32:56,510 --> 00:32:57,847
{\an2}你必須愛你周圍的人，

775
00:32:57,930 --> 00:32:59,880
{\an2}必須善待周遭的人，

776
00:33:00,030 --> 00:33:00,747
{\an2}你的夥伴，

777
00:33:00,830 --> 00:33:02,707
{\an2}你的家人、你的朋友。

778
00:33:03,420 --> 00:33:05,230
{\an2}你必須遵守這一天
{\an2}周圍的人，夥計。

779
00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:07,210
{\an2}你認識每個人，
{\an2}當我上場比賽時，

780
00:33:07,340 --> 00:33:08,147
{\an2}他們給了我這個建議。

781
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,830
{\an2}他們就像，嘿吉米，
{\an2}你想成功，

782
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,357
{\an2}與成功人士一起出去玩
{\an2}因為

783
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,447
{\an2}物以類聚，物以類聚。

784
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:16,280
{\an2}沒錯，老兄。

785
00:33:16,290 --> 00:33:16,730
{\an2}沒錯。

786
00:33:16,740 --> 00:33:18,190
{\an2}你們以前聽過這個，對吧？

787
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,450
{\an2}這他媽的都是廢話，好嗎？

788
00:33:21,870 --> 00:33:23,840
{\an2}成功人士
{\an2}太無聊了。

789
00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:26,537
{\an2}我和成功人士交往，
{\an2}他們獲得了成功的工作，

790
00:33:26,620 --> 00:33:27,717
{\an2}他們擁有成功的家庭。

791
00:33:27,810 --> 00:33:30,050
{\an2}他們沒有時間出去玩
{\an2}有著平庸的屁股。

792
00:33:31,750 --> 00:33:36,280
{\an2}所以我給大家真正的建議
{\an2}就是為自己找更多失敗者朋友。

793
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:38,410
{\an2}沒錯。

794
00:33:38,420 --> 00:33:38,880
{\an2}沒錯。

795
00:33:38,890 --> 00:33:39,250
{\an2}沒錯。

796
00:33:39,260 --> 00:33:41,750
{\an2}我看到你們中的一些人在鼓掌
{\an2}那些不是你的人。

797
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,250
{\an2}可能是失敗者朋友，
{\an2}這很好。

798
00:33:43,260 --> 00:33:43,710
{\an2}我愛你。

799
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:45,290
{\an2}我愛你。

800
00:33:47,930 --> 00:33:49,000
{\an2}我愛我所有的朋友，老兄。

801
00:33:49,010 --> 00:33:49,460
{\an2}我一整天。

802
00:33:49,470 --> 00:33:53,300
{\an2}曾經我住在一間臥室裡
{\an2}與三位喜劇演員的公寓。

803
00:33:53,490 --> 00:33:54,790
{\an2}是的，沒什麼
{\an2}這是錯誤的。

804
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:55,440
{\an2}我為此感到自豪。

805
00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:55,970
{\an2}一切都很好。

806
00:33:55,980 --> 00:33:58,540
{\an2}他們仍然是我的親密朋友，
{\an2}我最好的朋友之一。

807
00:33:58,550 --> 00:33:59,700
{\an2}他的名字是關島。

808
00:33:59,710 --> 00:34:00,880
{\an2}關島菲利克斯。

809
00:34:00,950 --> 00:34:02,260
{\an2}是的，他是一位喜劇演員。

810
00:34:02,650 --> 00:34:05,000
{\an2}他以島嶼命名
{\an2}他出生於。

811
00:34:05,330 --> 00:34:08,100
{\an2}關島，就像，你知道，你有點像鬍鬚

812
00:34:08,270 --> 00:34:10,187
{\an2}當你以島嶼命名時
{\an2}你出生了

813
00:34:10,270 --> 00:34:10,447
{\an2}上。

814
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,037
{\an2}就像我今晚出來一樣

815
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,247
{\an2}他們介紹了我
{\an2}飾演香港吉米。

816
00:34:18,980 --> 00:34:20,900
{\an2}我可能會賣毒品
{\an2}外面，你知道，我是說。

817
00:34:24,180 --> 00:34:25,960
{\an2}但他是我最好的朋友之一，
{\an2}男人。

818
00:34:25,970 --> 00:34:26,690
{\an2}他只是一個好人。

819
00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:28,750
{\an2}很高興到處走走，你知道，

820
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:31,467
{\an2}他在我的客廳裡丟垃圾
{\an2}幾個月來我問

821
00:34:31,550 --> 00:34:33,487
{\an2}他就像，嘿關島，
{\an2}你有什麼計畫嗎？

822
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,470
{\an2}你要去拿
{\an2}工作還是什麼？

823
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,060
{\an2}他就像，不，這

824
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,767
{\an2}我要加入那個政府
{\an2}殘疾，兄弟。

825
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,990
{\an2}我想，好吧，
{\an2}您是殘障者嗎？

826
00:34:44,140 --> 00:34:45,730
{\an2}他就像，是的，
{\an2}我也這麼認為，狗。

827
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,800
{\an2}我把我的背丟了出去
{\an2}當我 19 歲的時候，老兄。

828
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,670
{\an2}我想，好吧，
{\an2}你現在 42 歲了。

829
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:52,260
{\an2}我認為這不會
{\an2}為您鍛鍊。

830
00:34:53,950 --> 00:34:54,760
{\an2}看，關島很棒。

831
00:34:54,770 --> 00:34:57,487
{\an2}他以信條為生
{\an2}發生在他身上的好事，

832
00:34:57,570 --> 00:34:58,567
{\an2}他確保感謝

833
00:34:58,650 --> 00:34:59,457
{\an2}上帝，對吧？

834
00:34:59,550 --> 00:35:00,180
{\an2}那太好了。

835
00:35:00,270 --> 00:35:02,147
{\an2}以及發生在他身上的任何不好的事情，

836
00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:03,997
{\an2}他一定要怪罪政府。

837
00:35:05,310 --> 00:35:07,420
{\an2}這是一種很好的生活方式
{\an2}當你取 0

838
00:35:07,503 --> 00:35:08,617
{\an2}個人責任。

839
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,650
{\an2}就像他會說的，該死的，

840
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:13,807
{\an2}他們給了我一張超速罰單

841
00:35:13,890 --> 00:35:14,897
{\an2}並拿走了我的執照

842
00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:15,487
{\an2}風格。

843
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,870
{\an2}你看，就是這樣
{\an2}政府操你。

844
00:35:19,690 --> 00:35:21,420
{\an2}我想，不，我很確定
{\an2}這就是你操自己的方式。

845
00:35:23,460 --> 00:35:25,857
{\an2}然後是正面的一面
{\an2}他會說類似的話

846
00:35:25,940 --> 00:35:28,157
{\an2}我只是想感謝上帝
{\an2}他讓

847
00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:29,577
{\an2}我和你的狗在一起。

848
00:35:31,610 --> 00:35:33,680
{\an2}我想，不，你謝謝我，
{\an2}混蛋。

849
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:37,230
{\an2}我讓你留在我身邊。

850
00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:43,890
{\an2}我愛關曼。

851
00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:45,797
{\an2}他是個快樂又幸運的人，

852
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,977
{\an2}沒有很多
{\an2}人生的抱負。

853
00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:50,240
{\an2}他的人生夢想
{\an2}是為了中樂透。

854
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:55,250
{\an2}他的口頭禪是當我獲勝時
{\an2}彩票，死。

855
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:00,217
{\an2}但他沒有好的目標
{\an2}因為當他中了樂透時，

856
00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:00,857
{\an2}因為他會說

857
00:36:00,940 --> 00:36:02,577
{\an2}就像我贏了一樣
{\an2}彩票。

858
00:36:03,290 --> 00:36:05,200
{\an2}不過我們要去吃自助餐。

859
00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:10,840
{\an2}我想，為什麼我們要這樣做
{\an2}現在是這樣嗎，兄弟？

860
00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:15,760
{\an2}但關是個言出必行的人。

861
00:36:15,810 --> 00:36:17,480
{\an2}他不只會買彩票，

862
00:36:17,570 --> 00:36:19,977
{\an2}他排隊
{\an2}在每個遊戲節目中

863
00:36:20,060 --> 00:36:22,170
{\an2}洛杉磯嘗試贏得彩票

864
00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:24,747
{\an2}他終於參加了這個遊戲節目
{\an2}名為「讓我們做一個

865
00:36:24,830 --> 00:36:24,957
{\an2}成交。

866
00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:26,200
{\an2}你們看到了嗎？

867
00:36:26,450 --> 00:36:28,647
{\an2}是的，接下來的節目
{\an2}由 Wayne Brady 主持

868
00:36:28,730 --> 00:36:29,967
{\an2}在價格合適之前。

869
00:36:30,370 --> 00:36:32,760
{\an2}但是為了參加那個節目，
{\an2}你必須穿戲服。

870
00:36:33,230 --> 00:36:35,620
{\an2}關島就像一個大
{\an2}太平洋岛民兄弟，

871
00:36:35,770 --> 00:36:37,417
{\an2}所以它的服装选择是有限的。

872
00:36:38,790 --> 00:36:40,320
{\an2}他可能是莫阿娜。

873
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,290
{\an2}或者是岩石，你知道。

874
00:36:44,260 --> 00:36:46,290
{\an2}所以他決定
{\an2}他自己的服装。

875
00:36:46,620 --> 00:36:48,590
{\an2}他剪了一张蓝色床单，

876
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,250
{\an2}将它披在他的身上，

877
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,437
{\an2}然後他得到了一個中國米飯餅

878
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:52,737
{\an2}帽子。

879
00:36:53,910 --> 00:36:54,920
{\an2}他就穿著它。

880
00:36:55,820 --> 00:36:57,270
{\an2}我想，上帝，这他妈的是什么？

881
00:36:58,290 --> 00:36:59,047
{\an2}你打扮成什么样子，

882
00:36:59,130 --> 00:37:00,237
{\an2}胡志明市还是其他什么东西？

883
00:37:01,740 --> 00:37:03,630
{\an2}他就像，不是狗。

884
00:37:03,740 --> 00:37:06,740
{\an2}我是以下方面的大师评级
{\an2}真人快打，兄弟。

885
00:37:10,790 --> 00:37:14,447
{\an2}这是一个真实的故事，
{\an2}他上了国家电视台，

886
00:37:14,530 --> 00:37:16,037
{\an2}喬裝打扮。

887
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:19,830
{\an2}這其實是
{\an2}一个励志故事。

888
00:37:20,510 --> 00:37:21,740
{\an2}他实际上赢了。

889
00:37:24,060 --> 00:37:24,430
{\an2}是的。

890
00:37:27,030 --> 00:37:29,240
{\an2}他赢得了大交易
{\an2}當日。

891
00:37:29,300 --> 00:37:31,690
{\an2}这是一套价值 5000 美元的客厅套装。

892
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,300
{\an2}這很完美
{\an2}我的客廳。

893
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:39,950
{\an2}但他有远大的梦想。

894
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:41,370
{\an2}他想贏
{\an2}作為大獎。

895
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,767
{\an2}所以他把它换成了
{\an2}本週超級優惠

896
00:37:43,850 --> 00:37:45,337
{\an2}而我就像個該死的白痴。

897
00:37:46,900 --> 00:37:50,021
{\an2}他用它換了一個
{\an2}三分之二的機會

898
00:37:50,104 --> 00:37:51,617
{\an2}贏得 50,000 美元現金，

899
00:37:51,700 --> 00:37:52,687
{\an2}最大的獎項之一

900
00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:53,847
{\an2}在節目中。

901
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,330
{\an2}他贏了。

902
00:37:56,790 --> 00:37:58,090
{\an2}那是祂的澆水。

903
00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,770
{\an2}他的夢想成真了。

904
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:01,070
{\an2}我正在看電視。

905
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:02,750
{\an2}這是最神奇的時刻。

906
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,317
{\an2}錢開始掉下來
{\an2}在他的稻草帽上

907
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:06,277
{\an2}他很高興。

908
00:38:06,370 --> 00:38:08,350
{\an2}他開始做開合跳之類的運動

909
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,527
{\an2}並開始在金錢池中暢泳。

910
00:38:10,740 --> 00:38:11,470
{\an2}我在看。

911
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,530
{\an2}我想，我認識這個混蛋
{\an2}未停用。

912
00:38:13,540 --> 00:38:14,140
{\an2}查一下。

913
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,620
{\an2}他非常有能力。

914
00:38:19,940 --> 00:38:21,600
{\an2}他們開始在國家電視台哭泣。

915
00:38:21,610 --> 00:38:22,390
{\an2}他很高興。

916
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,870
{\an2}韋恩布雷迪說，
{\an2}繼續，恭喜。

917
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,450
{\an2}你要做什麼
{\an2}那 50,000 美元？

918
00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:30,130
{\an2}他就像，
{\an2}我們吃完了自助餐狗。

919
00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:35,070
{\an2}對。

920
00:38:39,540 --> 00:38:41,170
{\an2}這是一個好朋友，老兄。

921
00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:43,460
{\an2}這就是為什麼你要保留
{\an2}你周圍的朋友。

922
00:38:44,170 --> 00:38:47,040
{\an2}他從最大的失敗者變成了
{\an2}我知道我認識的最大贏家。

923
00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:50,750
{\an2}照顧他所有的兒子，
{\an2}帶我們去了很多自助餐。

924
00:38:52,470 --> 00:38:55,247
{\an2}他甚至帶我們去了
{\an2}他所知道的最高檔的餐廳，

925
00:38:55,330 --> 00:38:56,357
{\an2}Buca de Beppo。

926
00:38:58,100 --> 00:38:59,030
{\an2}太棒了。

927
00:38:59,730 --> 00:39:02,590
{\an2}他是鮑林，但那筆錢
{\an2}並沒有持續太久。

928
00:39:03,420 --> 00:39:05,330
{\an2}那 50 格蘭德大約持續三個月。

929
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,950
{\an2}不僅如此，
{\an2}他沒有為此繳納任何稅款。

930
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:13,190
{\an2}所以现在你还向 IRS 缴纳了另外 20
{\an2}除此之外。

931
00:39:13,540 --> 00:39:14,850
{\an2}我想，這樣做太可怕了。

932
00:39:14,860 --> 00:39:16,420
{\an2}你的處境比以往任何時候都更糟。

933
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,777
{\an2}他對我說的就是，看，

934
00:39:18,860 --> 00:39:20,687
{\an2}政府就是這樣操你的，狗。

935
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:25,690
{\an2}好的。

936
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:31,470
{\an2}讓你的親密朋友在身邊
{\an2}並為您省錢。

937
00:39:34,350 --> 00:39:36,360
{\an2}這就像觀看
{\an2}真人遊戲節目。

938
00:39:36,370 --> 00:39:38,800
{\an2}我討厭看名人家庭恩怨

939
00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:40,927
{\an2}因為他們總是讓
{\an2}名人選擇

940
00:39:41,010 --> 00:39:42,517
{\an2}慈善事業和捐款。

941
00:39:42,810 --> 00:39:44,730
{\an2}我想，我們中的一些人
{\an2}想保留我們的錢，老兄。

942
00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:48,570
{\an2}看，我知道我聽起來
{\an2}像個壞人，好嗎？

943
00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:49,990
{\an2}但我喜歡幫助別人。

944
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,140
{\an2}我喜歡這個概念
{\an2}捐錢。

945
00:39:55,180 --> 00:39:56,270
{\an2}我就是做不到。

946
00:39:59,780 --> 00:40:00,600
{\an2}我想要。

947
00:40:01,620 --> 00:40:02,870
{\an2}但我媽不讓我這麼做。

948
00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:06,827
{\an2}每次我都去過
{\an2}想想那些，

949
00:40:06,910 --> 00:40:08,197
{\an2}她憑空冒出來的任何錢。

950
00:40:08,290 --> 00:40:09,060
{\an2}她像誰？

951
00:40:09,130 --> 00:40:10,010
{\an2}您要捐款給誰？

952
00:40:11,170 --> 00:40:11,640
{\an2}我就像媽媽。

953
00:40:11,650 --> 00:40:13,920
{\an2}我不知道，例如保存
{\an2}兒童基金會。

954
00:40:13,970 --> 00:40:16,360
{\an2}她就像，你甚至不知道
{\an2}那些孩子。

955
00:40:17,690 --> 00:40:19,280
{\an2}孩子們可能很可怕。

956
00:40:20,740 --> 00:40:21,997
{\an2}好的，好的媽媽，我會捐款

957
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,430
{\an2}像腳一樣幫助醫院
{\an2}hospital.com

958
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:24,917
{\an2}來幫忙

959
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,627
{\an2}所有護士和醫生
{\an2}她說好吧，吉米，好吧。

960
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:31,730
{\an2}醫生比你賺更多的錢。

961
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,330
{\an2}他們應該要捐款給你，好嗎？

962
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,140
{\an2}他們做了西邊的腳
{\an2}現在是 comedian.com。

963
00:40:43,870 --> 00:40:45,700
{\an2}她剛剛殺了我，
{\an2}你知道嗎？

964
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,150
{\an2}你捐款給任何人。

965
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,130
{\an2}你捐給我。

966
00:40:50,630 --> 00:40:52,360
{\an2}我生你了，好嗎？

967
00:40:54,180 --> 00:40:54,810
{\an2}你能想像嗎？

968
00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:55,850
{\an2}我陷入了家庭不和？

969
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:56,650
{\an2}史蒂夫就像吉米。

970
00:40:56,660 --> 00:40:58,150
{\an2}您為哪個慈善機構效力？

971
00:40:58,220 --> 00:40:58,510
{\an2}Feetofcomedian.com。

972
00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:03,410
{\an2}所有收益都歸我媽媽所有。

973
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,517
{\an2}我媽媽對我的錢很緊

974
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,527
{\an2}她甚至不讓我
{\an2}買一些好東西給她。

975
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,360
{\an2}上個生日，
{\an2}我買了一台不錯的 iPad。

976
00:41:12,370 --> 00:41:13,250
{\an2}全新 iPad。

977
00:41:13,260 --> 00:41:14,870
{\an2}我以為我是個好亞洲兒子，對嗎？

978
00:41:15,610 --> 00:41:19,110
{\an2}我媽說，喔不，
{\an2}太貴了。

979
00:41:19,490 --> 00:41:20,340
{\an2}我就像媽媽一樣，沒關係。

980
00:41:20,350 --> 00:41:21,120
{\an2}我們負擔得起。

981
00:41:21,130 --> 00:41:22,580
{\an2}盡情享受 iPad 吧。

982
00:41:22,590 --> 00:41:25,680
{\an2}她說，不，吉米，
{\an2}請歸還它。

983
00:41:25,730 --> 00:41:28,260
{\an2}歸還它並給我現金。

984
00:41:35,350 --> 00:41:36,040
{\an2}我們很務實。

985
00:41:36,810 --> 00:41:37,910
{\an2}關於底線。

986
00:41:39,980 --> 00:41:42,710
{\an2}看，我們活在一個非常
{\an2}這個社會是輕浮的，老兄。

987
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,290
{\an2}每個人都喜歡吹牛
{\an2}關於他們有多少屎，

988
00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:46,467
{\an2}他們賺了多少錢。

989
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:47,190
{\an2}我們都吹牛。

990
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:48,390
{\an2}我們對此感到內疚。

991
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,950
{\an2}我們都這麼做
{\an2}以微妙的不同方式。

992
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:52,890
{\an2}例如像白人。

993
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,890
{\an2}白人從不吹牛
{\an2}關於他們得到了多少錢。

994
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:59,200
{\an2}他們總是吹牛
{\an2}他們的生命有多昂貴。

995
00:42:00,430 --> 00:42:03,040
{\an2}就像哦，喬伊
{\an2}剛開始私立學校。

996
00:42:03,050 --> 00:42:05,230
{\an2}太貴了。

997
00:42:05,870 --> 00:42:09,470
{\an2}還有我們的改造
{\an2}完全超出了預算。

998
00:42:10,450 --> 00:42:12,007
{\an2}哦，你不會相信

999
00:42:12,090 --> 00:42:14,797
{\an2}多少錢
{\an2}我們去了斐濟。

1000
00:42:16,030 --> 00:42:18,660
{\an2}我想，好吧，凱蒂，
{\an2}我看見了你的生活，好嗎？

1001
00:42:18,950 --> 00:42:19,960
{\an2}這是一種奢侈。

1002
00:42:19,970 --> 00:42:21,110
{\an2}這對你有好處，好嗎？

1003
00:42:22,930 --> 00:42:25,880
{\an2}另一方面，黑人，
{\an2}更加簡單。

1004
00:42:25,930 --> 00:42:29,150
{\an2}黑人只是準確地告訴你
{\an2}他們在某件事上花了多少錢。

1005
00:42:29,970 --> 00:42:30,670
{\an2}太棒了。

1006
00:42:30,710 --> 00:42:33,480
{\an2}你們就像我的黑人朋友一樣看到了它
{\an2}或甚至喜歡饒舌歌手，對吧？

1007
00:42:33,490 --> 00:42:34,140
{\an2}他們喜歡吹牛。

1008
00:42:34,150 --> 00:42:36,120
{\an2}他們就像這樣撥打 80,000。

1009
00:42:39,350 --> 00:42:40,900
{\an2}我媽媽的房子 500,000。

1010
00:42:42,650 --> 00:42:45,050
{\an2}這個連鎖店價值 1,000,000 美元。

1011
00:42:46,250 --> 00:42:48,900
{\an2}我想，好吧，你顯然沒有
{\an2}明確你的優先事項。

1012
00:42:50,790 --> 00:42:52,350
{\an2}欣賞誠實。

1013
00:42:54,050 --> 00:42:56,480
{\an2}人們喜歡吹牛
{\an2}他們花了多少錢。

1014
00:42:57,300 --> 00:43:00,990
{\an2}另一方面，亞洲人
{\an2}我們做的恰恰相反。

1015
00:43:01,630 --> 00:43:02,357
{\an2}我們喜歡吹牛

1016
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:04,267
{\an2}大約多少錢
{\an2}我們花了一些錢。

1017
00:43:05,410 --> 00:43:07,460
{\an2}因為藝術在於儲蓄，

1018
00:43:08,050 --> 00:43:09,577
{\an2}你永遠不會支付全額。

1019
00:43:11,020 --> 00:43:14,350
{\an2}就像我媽媽一樣，她的口號
{\an2}猜猜有多少。

1020
00:43:15,730 --> 00:43:16,890
{\an2}那是多少？

1021
00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:20,470
{\an2}是的，人就是這樣。

1022
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:23,470
{\an2}你們還沒玩過。

1023
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:27,550
{\an2}猜猜我媽媽要花多少錢才能回家
{\an2}新的東西，例如手錶。

1024
00:43:27,620 --> 00:43:28,510
{\an2}她會像吉米一樣。

1025
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:29,040
{\an2}吉米。

1026
00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:30,130
{\an2}猜猜多少錢？

1027
00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:32,570
{\an2}猜猜我有多像媽媽。

1028
00:43:32,580 --> 00:43:32,950
{\an2}我不知道。

1029
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,650
{\an2}這是一隻非常漂亮的手錶，
{\an2}例如 5000 美元。

1030
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,030
{\an2}她說，不。

1031
00:43:39,300 --> 00:43:42,410
{\an2}價格為 200.00 美元。

1032
00:43:42,540 --> 00:43:45,010
{\an2}吉米我的馬，我的馬，
{\an2}這匹馬。

1033
00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:46,070
{\an2}猜猜多少錢？

1034
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,080
{\an2}猜猜多少錢？

1035
00:43:47,420 --> 00:43:49,337
{\an2}像媽媽一樣，我不知道，
{\an2}你住在一棟非常漂亮的房子裡，

1036
00:43:49,420 --> 00:43:50,487
{\an2}約 1,000,000 美元。

1037
00:43:50,660 --> 00:43:52,690
{\an2}她就像不行。

1038
00:43:53,070 --> 00:43:54,100
{\an2}已經半價了。

1039
00:43:54,110 --> 00:43:55,310
{\an2}有人死在其中。

1040
00:44:02,590 --> 00:44:04,097
{\an2}如果你了解遊戲規則，

1041
00:44:04,180 --> 00:44:05,670
{\an2}你總是很興奮，

1042
00:44:05,850 --> 00:44:06,837
{\an2}所以你讓另一個人

1043
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,277
{\an2}對他們的購買感覺良好。

1044
00:44:09,050 --> 00:44:10,260
{\an2}永遠不要猜得太低。

1045
00:44:10,610 --> 00:44:11,420
{\an2}你猜得太低了。

1046
00:44:11,430 --> 00:44:13,540
{\an2}這是最大的侮辱
{\an2}給亞洲人，好嗎？

1047
00:44:14,930 --> 00:44:16,780
{\an2}有一次我媽媽回家
{\an2}一些新鞋。

1048
00:44:16,790 --> 00:44:17,680
{\an2}我猜太低了。

1049
00:44:18,730 --> 00:44:20,410
{\an2}我從未見過她
{\an2}對我太失望了。

1050
00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:22,630
{\an2}她就像吉米。

1051
00:44:22,740 --> 00:44:23,220
{\an2}吉米，是的。

1052
00:44:24,170 --> 00:44:25,080
{\an2}猜猜多少錢？

1053
00:44:25,510 --> 00:44:26,580
{\an2}猜猜我有多像媽媽。

1054
00:44:26,590 --> 00:44:29,160
{\an2}我不知道，非常好的鞋子
{\an2}例如 200.00 美元。

1055
00:44:29,220 --> 00:44:30,140
{\an2}她就像哦。

1056
00:44:37,580 --> 00:44:39,290
{\an2}你了解鞋子嗎？

1057
00:44:40,610 --> 00:44:42,540
{\an2}Jimmy Choos 售價 500 美元。

1058
00:44:42,550 --> 00:44:44,820
{\an2}好吧，吉米比你更好。

1059
00:44:51,050 --> 00:44:52,670
{\an2}這就是我們惡作劇的方式。

1060
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:55,330
{\an2}你一定會喜歡它，老兄。

1061
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,030
{\an2}我曾經很尷尬
{\an2}關於所有這些事情。

1062
00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:59,450
{\an2}我覺得我媽很便宜。

1063
00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:01,070
{\an2}她說話帶有口音。

1064
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:02,670
{\an2}她為我做了中餐。

1065
00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:03,977
{\an2}但是當我長大後，

1066
00:45:04,060 --> 00:45:06,717
{\an2}我意識到這就是所有這些事情
{\an2}這讓我與眾不同

1067
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:07,137
{\an2}是什麼

1068
00:45:07,220 --> 00:45:08,127
{\an2}讓我很有趣。

1069
00:45:08,220 --> 00:45:11,857
{\an2}現在是最急的轉彎，夥計，
{\an2}每個人都想變得更亞洲化，

1070
00:45:11,940 --> 00:45:12,647
{\an2}我告訴你。

1071
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,250
{\an2}是的，沒錯。

1072
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,540
{\an2}每個人都想成為 BTS。

1073
00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:19,530
{\an2}每個人都想吃淺碗嗎？

1074
00:45:20,660 --> 00:45:21,887
{\an2}還有我認識的每一位家長

1075
00:45:21,970 --> 00:45:22,887
{\an2}正在嘗試送他們的孩子

1076
00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:24,327
{\an2}去中文沉浸式學校。

1077
00:45:25,170 --> 00:45:27,340
{\an2}以防萬一我們要接手這件事，
{\an2}你知道，我是說。

1078
00:45:29,100 --> 00:45:30,090
{\an2}一定要感到自豪，老兄。

1079
00:45:30,100 --> 00:45:31,830
{\an2}你必須感到自豪
{\an2}你是如何成長的。

1080
00:45:31,900 --> 00:45:34,230
{\an2}必須感到自豪
{\an2}你父母的，對嗎？

1081
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:35,270
{\an2}我是一個好亞洲孩子。

1082
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:36,430
{\an2}我對我的父母很好。

1083
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:38,790
{\an2}我永遠不會不尊重他們。

1084
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,030
{\an2}在他面前，
{\an2}你知道，我的意思是喜歡。

1085
00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:47,210
{\an2}我想給你們
{\an2}關於我父親的快速更新。

1086
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:48,070
{\an2}是的。

1087
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:48,980
{\an2}理查德·歐楊。

1088
00:45:48,990 --> 00:45:50,750
{\an2}是的，超級巨星
{\an2}在家庭中。

1089
00:45:51,020 --> 00:45:51,660
{\an2}是的。

1090
00:45:53,150 --> 00:45:53,820
{\an2}談談它。

1091
00:45:53,830 --> 00:45:56,270
{\an2}我最後的特別節目他變成了
{\an2}演員，對嗎？

1092
00:45:56,910 --> 00:45:57,740
{\an2}是的，是的。

1093
00:45:57,750 --> 00:45:59,630
{\an2}不是因為他熱愛藝術。

1094
00:45:59,710 --> 00:46:01,040
{\an2}因為它太簡單了。

1095
00:46:01,050 --> 00:46:01,900
{\an2}你可以做到。

1096
00:46:01,910 --> 00:46:02,250
{\an2}我。

1097
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:06,160
{\an2}但現在他做得很好。

1098
00:46:06,170 --> 00:46:07,130
{\an2}他很成功。

1099
00:46:07,140 --> 00:46:09,130
{\an2}好吧，他得到了他的一生
{\an2}轉過身來。

1100
00:46:09,140 --> 00:46:10,110
{\an2}你已經退休了。

1101
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:14,860
{\an2}他現在是全職演員
{\an2}他想成為一個有影響力的人。

1102
00:46:16,210 --> 00:46:18,960
{\an2}他剛開設了自己的 IG 帳戶，

1103
00:46:19,104 --> 00:46:20,327
{\an2}這簡直就是一場惡夢。

1104
00:46:21,450 --> 00:46:23,330
{\an2}因為老年人，
{\an2}我覺得他們的本意是好的。

1105
00:46:23,340 --> 00:46:26,710
{\an2}好吧，就像我爸爸一樣，他的本意是好的
{\an2}但它只是不知道它是如何運作的。

1106
00:46:27,140 --> 00:46:29,650
{\an2}喜歡他在 Instagram 的第一篇帖子
{\an2}是一篇非常好的貼文。

1107
00:46:29,820 --> 00:46:34,090
{\an2}美麗的天空圖畫，
{\an2}棕櫚樹，鳥兒飛過。

1108
00:46:34,100 --> 00:46:35,530
{\an2}我想哦，這很好。

1109
00:46:35,580 --> 00:46:39,910
{\an2}然後向下捲動到標題
{\an2}他寫了《所有生命都很重要》。

1110
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:43,550
{\an2}我就是這樣的。

1111
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:44,680
{\an2}他媽的男人喜歡什麼？

1112
00:46:46,100 --> 00:46:47,690
{\an2}你甚至不知道
{\an2}這意味著什麼。

1113
00:46:47,700 --> 00:46:49,040
{\an2}你為什麼要這麼寫？

1114
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,957
{\an2}就像，我知道我的生活很重要，

1115
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:53,250
{\an2}你的生活很重要，

1116
00:46:53,460 --> 00:46:54,287
{\an2}人的一生將

1117
00:46:54,370 --> 00:46:55,327
{\an2}很重要，好嗎？

1118
00:46:55,460 --> 00:46:56,330
{\an2}否則生命就很重要。

1119
00:46:56,340 --> 00:46:57,890
{\an2}我想，這不是這個意思。

1120
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:04,120
{\an2}我讓他把他的帳戶
{\an2}私人的，對嗎？

1121
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,860
{\an2}就像一個好的老虎父母一樣。

1122
00:47:09,510 --> 00:47:11,297
{\an2}因為我們知道
{\an2}規定年輕人

1123
00:47:11,380 --> 00:47:13,167
{\an2}將識破騙局
{\an2}Instagram，

1124
00:47:13,250 --> 00:47:13,617
{\an2}對吧？

1125
00:47:13,750 --> 00:47:15,727
{\an2}例如我關注運動中心，

1126
00:47:15,810 --> 00:47:18,667
{\an2}我理解前 100 則評論
{\an2}都是機器人，

1127
00:47:18,750 --> 00:47:20,047
{\an2}它們都是假的，對吧？

1128
00:47:20,140 --> 00:47:22,567
{\an2}因為總有一些 IG 戰利品模特

1129
00:47:22,650 --> 00:47:24,747
{\an2}說一些愚蠢的話，比如哦，

1130
00:47:24,830 --> 00:47:25,447
{\an2}我想要一些東西

1131
00:47:25,530 --> 00:47:27,097
{\an2}又長又難。

1132
00:47:28,650 --> 00:47:32,260
{\an2}這顯然是個騙局，
{\an2}所以有一次我點擊了它。

1133
00:47:34,430 --> 00:47:37,200
{\an2}只是為了看看發生了什麼，
{\an2}你知道，我的意思是，研究。

1134
00:47:37,210 --> 00:47:37,940
{\an2}我只是想看。

1135
00:47:37,950 --> 00:47:39,250
{\an2}我只想得到
{\an2}到它的底部。

1136
00:47:39,980 --> 00:47:40,950
{\an2}所以我點擊了它。

1137
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:43,070
{\an2}我當時想，喔這個
{\an2}顯然是一個騙局。

1138
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:46,097
{\an2}是這個女孩，
{\an2}她關注了 7000 人

1139
00:47:46,180 --> 00:47:48,517
{\an2}但她只有一位追隨者
{\an2}然後我點選了

1140
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:49,847
{\an2}其中一個跟著我爸。

1141
00:47:56,790 --> 00:47:57,910
{\an2}他說，我的生命很重要。

1142
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,500
{\an2}她的生活也很重要，好嗎？

1143
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:05,950
{\an2}我爸，剛從
{\an2}不同的一代。

1144
00:48:06,610 --> 00:48:08,760
{\an2}他就像一個奇怪的美麗標準。

1145
00:48:09,170 --> 00:48:11,800
{\an2}就像我們一樣，我們只是說一些話
{\an2}在非常表面的層面上。

1146
00:48:11,810 --> 00:48:15,460
{\an2}就像，哦，这个人很有魅力，
{\an2}這個人不對。

1147
00:48:15,610 --> 00:48:17,370
{\an2}我爸會得到
{\an2}進入雜草。

1148
00:48:19,030 --> 00:48:21,410
{\an2}我爸會給你
{\an2}所有奇怪的细节。

1149
00:48:22,050 --> 00:48:24,900
{\an2}他會說，哦，
{\an2}她很漂亮。

1150
00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:27,680
{\an2}手臂很長。

1151
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:31,820
{\an2}我想，你在招聘什么
{\an2}對於線衛？

1152
00:48:31,830 --> 00:48:32,940
{\an2}你在說什麼？

1153
00:48:34,220 --> 00:48:37,930
{\an2}我永远无法了解他的想法
{\an2}是否有吸引力，对吧？

1154
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,697
{\an2}有一次我像爸爸哦，
{\an2}她真的很漂亮

1155
00:48:40,780 --> 00:48:41,947
{\an2}我爸說，不行。

1156
00:48:43,270 --> 00:48:45,300
{\an2}她的嘴巴太近
{\an2}到她的鼻子。

1157
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,000
{\an2}她無法呼吸。

1158
00:48:48,010 --> 00:48:49,070
{\an2}她無法呼吸。

1159
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:54,790
{\an2}我看到你們中的一些人
{\an2}看起來您的合作夥伴喜歡它。

1160
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,000
{\an2}我的鼻子太近了嗎？

1161
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,050
{\an2}這正是
{\an2}亞洲父母對你這樣做。

1162
00:48:59,060 --> 00:49:01,500
{\an2}你知道，讓自己有意識
{\an2}關於你不知道的事。

1163
00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:06,810
{\an2}我非常緊張
{\an2}向我爸爸介紹我的女朋友

1164
00:49:07,153 --> 00:49:08,910
{\an2}因為她絕對美麗，

1165
00:49:09,020 --> 00:49:11,747
{\an2}但誰知道她的翼展是否
{\an2}對他的生命來說夠長嗎？

1166
00:49:14,980 --> 00:49:16,570
{\an2}我太緊張了，夥計，

1167
00:49:16,940 --> 00:49:19,237
{\an2}我第一次帶女朋友來
{\an2}去我爸家

1168
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:19,597
{\an2}並且

1169
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:21,067
{\an2}他的功勞，我想給他功勞。

1170
00:49:21,230 --> 00:49:23,290
{\an2}他其實沒有說什麼瘋狂的話

1171
00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:26,977
{\an2}因為出於某種原因
{\an2}當一個中國老人

1172
00:49:27,060 --> 00:49:28,017
{\an2}看到白人。

1173
00:49:28,700 --> 00:49:30,250
{\an2}他們才剛開始表演，對吧？

1174
00:49:32,580 --> 00:49:33,537
{\an2}就像他的姿勢一樣，

1175
00:49:33,620 --> 00:49:35,060
{\an2}變化直立

1176
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,397
{\an2}並且出於某種原因
{\an2}他剛剛想出了一個英國人

1177
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:37,827
{\an2}口音。

1178
00:49:40,510 --> 00:49:42,360
{\an2}就像我和我的女朋友
{\an2}走進房子。

1179
00:49:42,370 --> 00:49:44,700
{\an2}他沒有說任何瘋狂的話，
{\an2}他只是看著我們。

1180
00:49:44,710 --> 00:49:46,190
{\an2}他就像，哦。

1181
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,270
{\an2}富有的年輕夫婦。

1182
00:49:54,510 --> 00:49:56,200
{\an2}我女友很困惑。

1183
00:49:56,210 --> 00:49:58,360
{\an2}就像，為什麼你爸爸聽起來
{\an2}像海倫米倫？

1184
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,930
{\an2}我開始說所有這些好話
{\an2}關於我的女孩。

1185
00:50:02,940 --> 00:50:04,250
{\an2}我想，哦爸爸，你知道嗎？

1186
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,130
{\an2}是的，她很成功，
{\an2}但她也很友善。

1187
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:09,530
{\an2}還有她的家人，
{\an2}他們都是很棒的人。

1188
00:50:09,540 --> 00:50:11,040
{\an2}就像，那很好。

1189
00:50:11,810 --> 00:50:13,540
{\an2}所有生命都很重要。

1190
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:21,030
{\an2}我愛我的爸爸，老兄。

1191
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:22,010
{\an2}我愛我的爸爸。

1192
00:50:22,260 --> 00:50:23,250
{\an2}他是一位偉大的父親。

1193
00:50:23,260 --> 00:50:25,130
{\an2}你知道，他是個有趣的人。

1194
00:50:25,300 --> 00:50:28,470
{\an2}我們做了許多父親
{\an2}和兒子一起成長。

1195
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:30,850
{\an2}例如，
{\an2}我是籃球迷。

1196
00:50:30,860 --> 00:50:32,500
{\an2}我喜歡看 NBA。

1197
00:50:32,510 --> 00:50:34,350
{\an2}是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊。

1198
00:50:35,010 --> 00:50:37,570
{\an2}事實上，我長大了
{\an2}洛杉磯快艇球迷。

1199
00:50:37,830 --> 00:50:38,160
{\an2}是的。

1200
00:50:38,970 --> 00:50:40,200
{\an2}因為我爸爸很便宜。

1201
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:45,250
{\an2}因為湖人隊和快艇隊
{\an2}在同一個體育場比賽，

1202
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:46,287
{\an2}但是快艇隊的門票

1203
00:50:46,370 --> 00:50:47,177
{\an2}是半價。

1204
00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:49,920
{\an2}所以我爸就像，
{\an2}切勿支付全額。

1205
00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:54,180
{\an2}這還不是最重要的
{\an2}令人尷尬的部分。

1206
00:50:54,410 --> 00:50:55,967
{\an2}最尷尬的部分

1207
00:50:56,050 --> 00:50:57,457
{\an2}是我們離開球場的時候

1208
00:50:57,540 --> 00:50:58,917
{\an2}當我們離開史岱波中心時。

1209
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:01,340
{\an2}會有熱狗攤販
{\an2}就在那裡，對嗎？

1210
00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:04,210
{\an2}賣培根的拉丁裔兄弟
{\an2}包裝熱狗 5 美元。

1211
00:51:04,230 --> 00:51:07,630
{\an2}我喜歡這些東西和我的爸爸
{\an2}會上去跟他們殺價。

1212
00:51:09,870 --> 00:51:14,420
{\an2}他會說，好吧，
{\an2}我買兩隻熱狗給你 $5 美元。

1213
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:15,770
{\an2}我就是這樣的。

1214
00:51:15,780 --> 00:51:17,447
{\an2}這不是買一個，
{\an2}在 Costco 免費取得一份，

1215
00:51:17,530 --> 00:51:18,467
{\an2}只要給他 10 美元。

1216
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:19,290
{\an2}就像。

1217
00:51:20,220 --> 00:51:21,540
{\an2}切勿支付全額。

1218
00:51:22,950 --> 00:51:27,020
{\an2}好的，我給你 8 美元
{\an2}兩個熱狗的最終報價

1219
00:51:27,242 --> 00:51:29,027
{\an2}那傢伙根本不在乎，
{\an2}這是

1220
00:51:29,110 --> 00:51:30,287
{\an2}10 美元。

1221
00:51:30,430 --> 00:51:32,100
{\an2}然後我爸就是一個策略。

1222
00:51:32,150 --> 00:51:33,910
{\an2}他剛剛宣布
{\an2}在所有人面前。

1223
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:34,990
{\an2}确保每个人都听到他的声音。

1224
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,200
{\an2}他很好。

1225
00:51:37,420 --> 00:51:38,380
{\an2}我們走開。

1226
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:40,910
{\an2}就這樣。

1227
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:41,450
{\an2}我不在乎。

1228
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:44,570
{\an2}如果你走開，
{\an2}不要走開。

1229
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:47,110
{\an2}他就像吉米。

1230
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,320
{\an2}最好餓一下
{\an2}而不是支付全价。

1231
00:51:53,830 --> 00:51:56,870
{\an2}然后我妈妈出现在我们身后
{\an2}有四個熱狗。

1232
00:51:57,730 --> 00:51:59,220
{\an2}她说，猜猜多少钱？

1233
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:01,930
{\an2}謝謝你們。

1234
00:52:09,730 --> 00:52:10,820
{\an2}你們太棒了。

1235
00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:12,460
{\an2}我愛你們。

1236
00:52:15,370 --> 00:52:15,780
{\an2}我在我的。

1237
00:52:20,330 --> 00:52:21,020
{\an2}你還沒完成。

1238
00:52:35,990 --> 00:52:36,910
{\an2}尊重我。

1239
00:52:40,610 --> 00:52:42,890
{\an2}給你的賤人蘇打水，
{\an2}你這個混蛋。

1240
00:52:49,610 --> 00:52:51,900
{\an2}我穿著 Designer Forever 21。

1241
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:00,450
{\an2}和你一起玩。

1242
00:53:08,330 --> 00:53:08,790
{\an2}我在我的。